5 parts Pineapple Juice,
1 part Malibu Coconut Rum
1.5 parts Bacardi 151 Rum
Let me just say something about Caribou Lou's:
Any drink that completely masks the tepid flavor and flammability that burns like the fire from a thousand suns that is Bacardi 151 is clearly made for one sole purpose: to cause as many blackouts and incidents of alcohol poising as possible. One simple and tasty drink holds the power to transform a night of fun and friendly libations into a torrent of angry, incoherent mumbling, falling down, tackling random strangers, and other zombie-like behavior.
Bacardi 151 should never be consumed by anyone, ever. Why this drink was even invented completely defies all reason and necessity. With all the other alcoholic options out there, who says to themselves, "yeah, jet fuel, that's what I should be drinking..." Although, bringing it along on a camping trip will almost guarantee a nearly uncontrollable campfire, which can be fun, in and of itself.
The moral of this post: Bacardi 151 is more useful for setting shit on fire, or stripping the paint off the walls than it ever will be as a beverage. Do yourself a favor and keep as far away from this vile substance as you possibly can.
Bacardi 151 should never be consumed by anyone, ever. Why this drink was even invented completely defies all reason and necessity. With all the other alcoholic options out there, who says to themselves, "yeah, jet fuel, that's what I should be drinking..." Although, bringing it along on a camping trip will almost guarantee a nearly uncontrollable campfire, which can be fun, in and of itself.
The moral of this post: Bacardi 151 is more useful for setting shit on fire, or stripping the paint off the walls than it ever will be as a beverage. Do yourself a favor and keep as far away from this vile substance as you possibly can.
best invention ever....
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